

Would you rather always be itchy or always be late? Would you rather have wings on your back or have horns on your head? Would you rather fifty butterflies instantly appear from nowhere every time you sneeze or one very angry squirrel appear from nowhere every time you cough? Would you rather disappear for a second every time you sneeze, or spontaneously inflate every time you cough? Would you rather all socks become sentient, or all dogs swear instead of barking? Would you rather always be 15 minutes late or always be 30 minutes early? Would you rather never have awkward handshakes with co-workers or never trip over anything again? Would you rather only be able to express anger through dance or express love through singing?

Would you rather your farts make twice the noise but have no smell or your farts make no noise but have twice the smell? Would you rather have all the lights in your house constantly flicker on and off or have all the walls in your house ooze green slime? Would you rather watch toddler television or infomercials all day? Would you rather sneeze out bubbles or cough out confetti? Would you rather have Dorito dust on your fingers for the rest of your life or have Dorito breath for the rest of your life? Would you rather eat only mayonnaise for the rest of your life, or sweat mayonnaise for the rest of your life? Would you rather eat a large plate of noodles with a spoon or eat a small bowl of soup with a fork? Would you rather take bath in dish water, or do the dishes in bath water? Would you rather be really hairy or really slimy? Would you rather have the brains of a squirrel but still human or have the brains of a human but squirrel?
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Would you rather watch Barney the Dinosaur for a full day or have the theme song of ‘Barney the Dinosaur’ stuck in your head for two months? Would you rather have an unshavable, thick unibrow, or unshavable, thick nose hairs? Would you rather be ugly but smell amazing or be handsome/beautiful but stink? Would you rather have a cat tail or doggy ears? If forced to choose would you rather not shower for a month or not brush your teeth for a month? Would you rather have a cat that barks or a dog that meows? So make a list of your favorite questions from the list below and have fun! Care has also been taken to ensure that this list is not offensive in any way. This article contains a curated list of 92 of the funniest ‘would you rather’ questions from Reddit.Īll of these questions are family friendly so you can safely use them with your family.

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